Don’t Go Posting When You’re Hungry for Blog Material

Consumerist usually does an excellent job as an unapologetic advocate for consumers’ interests in increasingly tough economic times; for instance, the Gawker Media blog has a whole series on the stealth-inflation-causing “grocery shrink ray” even though it’s more or less an invitation for “lazy fat Americans DESERVE to pay the same amount for smaller packages” moralizing. But this list of “Easy Ways To Save Money At The Supermarket” is something of a disappointment. With tips like “Make a list and stick to it,” “[U]se a basket, not a cart. Empty space cries to be filled” and — seriously — “Eat a meal before shopping,” the implication is that trips to the grocery store are expensive because stupefied, stomach-led shoppers mindlessly load up their carts with impulse buys. Some of the advice is completely inaccurate, like the suggestion that the perimeter of the store is “where the healthier, cheaper items hide.” Healthier, probably, but fresh fruits and vegetables are hardly cheaper than processed food. Let me know when one of these lists is written by someone who actually cooks.